I know this is absurd.

I know.


(I used it for invites to my old-school dance party last year.)

The hollerday season is just about here, so please make sure you let me know–sooner than later–if mine services are needed for thine hollerday jammy jams because the calendar is filling up. (I’ve already had to turn down some requests due to previously executed contracts.) Whether you need the right soundtrack for a night of cocktails and connecting, or the right selection of songs to keep a dance floor popping (or even something in between), I’m that dude.

Also, November 29th is my next old-school dance party at (le) poisson rouge on Bleecker Street. It’s 5pm – 10pm, it’s a lot of fun, and I’ll have free passes and free drinks waiting for you.

Just say the word.