The perfect DJ will provide the perfect music for your event and for the people coming, be it a ceremony (yes, that’s Jose Canseco, and the officiant, the “Rent Is Too Damn High” guy; undoubtedly one of the stranger weddings I’ve worked)…

…cocktails (Bloomberg is in there somewhere)…

…a frenzied dance floor (I’ll be spinning the Brooklyn Botanic Garden Spring Gala once again this year)…

…or even an international capoeira school’s annual celebration. (The look on my face is both awe and anguish–if only I could flip around and do handstands and stuff!) Now, please understand, I’m not calling myself “perfect,” but I do feel confident in being able to provide at least the practically perfect musical accompaniment to your event. So if the need arises, don’t hesitate to give me a shout.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!